Laura Leighton:
Laura Leighton Nude
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Information:
Name: Laura Leighton
Born: 1968-07-24
Height: 1.63
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Filmography:
A Deadly Encounter (2004), Eyes (2005), Melrose Place (1996), Seven Girlfriends (1999), In the Name of Love: A Texas Tragedy (1995)
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Meredith Monroe:
Meredith Monroe
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Information:
Name: Meredith Monroe
Born: 1968-12-30
Height: 1.68
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Filmography:
Night Man (1998), Sunset Beach (1998), Wake (2009), Moonlight (2008), House M.D. (2005)
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Fred: Where does the new kid come from?
Harry: Alaska.
Fred: Don't bother - I'll ask her myself.
RalphIdalHJ
Who made this Christmas pudding?
Our
chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool.
What did he use
to make it?
Elf-raising flour, of course.
ComynWaldifridRU
Doctor, Doctor Have you got something
for a bad headache?
Of course. Just take this hammer and hit
yourself in the head. Then
you'll have a bad headache.
LindaelMacksv
What do you call a man who has been
dead and buried for
thousands of years?
Pete.
LyndonElrickju
A student in Belle, West Virginia
was suspended for three days for giving a classmate a cough drop. School
principal Forest Mann reiterated the school's "zero-tolerance"
policy...not to be confused with the "zero-intelligence" policy.
BwIchEsequiellK
There is a new Barbie doll
on the
market - Chernobyl Barbie ...glows in the dark
NeddieArchimbaldRZ
1st Witch: What's your new boyfriend
like
?
2nd Witch: He's mean, nasty, ugly, smelly and totally evil - but
he
has some bad points too !
ApiatanTwitchellTd
What happened to the witch with an upside down
nose?
Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.
GradenCaeraucR
Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut
butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year?
A: Because they
can't afford any more pork.
GaltonEvonpH
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and
a solar powered
calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!
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